It's the most coveted collab of the season: my 4 year old x my dumb ass. Dingbat is my favourite small-child-appropriate insult, immortalized here with this truly spectacular illustration.

Printed in tomato red on a maroon Gildan "heavy cotton" kids t-shirt. We find that these tees fit slightly large to start, but lose about 2.5" of length and 1" of chest circumference after washing! Measurements in size chart are pre-wash.

In these photos: Hanna (4.5 yrs old) wears the Kids Small for a purposefully oversized "t-shirt dress" look.